I am a preschool teacher by profession and temperament. Once, a friend told me that I reminded her of the NPR Ladies from Saturday Night Live (You know. Molly Shannon and Ana Gasteyer. “Schwetty Balls”). The fact that that’s one of my favorite compliments ever says a lot about me.
I am also, of course, a shield-maiden of great renown. My triumphant return to my native coast was thrown off-course when my boyfriend was diagnosed with leukemia. Join me as I soar through the foggy skies on my mighty steed, shriek my war songs through the halls of the hospital, and comfort him as befits the brave.